1. Sick people don’t bitch.



2. Try not to say "oh shit' when approaching a trauma patient.



3. The patient’s has the emergency not you.



4. All heart rhythms will eventually change to one you know how to treat.



5. Pray your partner is not stupid.



6. The more stuff you see on an EMT’s belt, the newer they are.



7. All bleeding will eventually stop.



8. No matter what you do, all people will eventually die.



9. When your unsure… Continue

Many people don’t like to admit there mistakes, I just like the show off my funny mistakes so others can do that same one day in the future.

First of all a male and male does not work in the…

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