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English is an easy language

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The Titanic

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Deadly Doctors?

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Comment by Fireyladd - Chief Sharp on May 6, 2009 at 12:19pm
Embarrassing Medical Exams

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab !' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.


Submitted by Dr. Mark Mac Donald, San Francisco




2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. ' Big breaths,'. I instructed. ' Yes, they used to be,'. . replied the patient.


Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA




3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ' massive internal fart.'


Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg




4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. ' Which one ?'. . . I asked.
'The patch . . . the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it! 'I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.


Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA




5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked. ' How long have you been bedridden ?' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'


Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR




6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . ..' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly.
I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'


Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI




7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered .
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said ' Sorry . . .had to mow the lawn.'


Submitted by RN no name




AND FINALLY ! ! ! . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .


8. As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .
.' No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'


Dr. wouldn't submit his name
Comment by Jenelle on April 21, 2009 at 10:01am
Wow......thanks for the invite.......I truely have enjoyed the stories and the pics that I have read.......the have brought a much needed smile to my face....thanks......
Comment by CHRIS "KIT" STIMMELL on April 13, 2009 at 7:14pm
Probie using the shop vac to clean up rocks on the walk way..

Comment by Fireyladd - Chief Sharp on April 11, 2009 at 12:43am
friend sent it to me.
Comment by Deanna on April 10, 2009 at 6:36pm
Too cute Chief, where do you find them =)
Comment by Fireyladd - Chief Sharp on April 8, 2009 at 12:09pm
It is definitely getting very bad!


Cats are so dramatic!!
Comment by Mick Shelley on March 30, 2009 at 9:17pm
Hey Justin, Happy to be a part of your group, always looking for a good
joke, Keep em coming.
Comment by Frank Svitak on March 26, 2009 at 1:23pm
Black Panties !

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, 'Mom! I have someone for you to meet.'

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black panties?'

She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.'

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: 'What's with the black condom?'

He replied, 'I want to offer my deepest condolences.'
Comment by Frank Svitak on March 26, 2009 at 1:17pm
The Vet Gets EVEN ! !

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
Comment by Julia Heltemes on March 21, 2009 at 1:05pm
I laughed so hard at the Taser story I had tears rolling. I hope you are able to find all of your "personal" belongings and they return to their rightful place.

Julie
 

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