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Comment by Justin Buck on March 19, 2009 at 5:19pm

lol

Comment by Jeremy Hoffman on March 18, 2009 at 11:53pm

Well everone here goes lets see if I can make you laugh some more

BABIES ARE MADE HOW??

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (Who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked," If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess," If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, Why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'' The stewardess responded,'' Did your mother tell you to ask me?'' The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

Comment by Fireyladd - Retired Chief Sharp on March 18, 2009 at 12:08am

Jeremy, I want one of these dishwashers! Funny Stuff Bro. Had my wife in stitches

Comment by Jeremy Hoffman on March 17, 2009 at 11:31pm

Anyone know how well cold water cleans?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grand father in a very secluded, rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. Henoticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned,'' Grandfather,........are these plates clean?''
His grandfather replied.....''Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal.''
Later that afternoon, while eating the hambugers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks.... so he asked again....''Grandfather, are you sure these plates are clean?''
Without looking up from his hamburger, his grandfather says........''I told you before, those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me any more!''
Still later on that afternoon, he decided to get dinner in a nearby town.
As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and would not let him pass, so he said.....''Grandfather,your dog won't let me out.'' Without diverting his attention from the baseball game his grandfather was watching, he shouted.......................................




''COLD WATER, GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE DOORWAY!"

Hope this don't make you think twice about eating at your grandparents/parents

Comment by Fireyladd - Retired Chief Sharp on March 17, 2009 at 10:54pm

Jeremy, heard this one before but still cracks me up

Comment by Jeremy Hoffman on March 16, 2009 at 2:40pm

the new laugh for the day
Leroy and the Bike ............

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.'' Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.''

Little Leroy was a bit of a trouble maker.He had gotten in to trouble at school and at home.Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.''

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter#1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy

Leroy knew that this wasn't true. he had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter#2

Dear God,
this is your friend Leroy. I have been a good boy this year and would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank You.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter#3

Dear God,
I Have been an ''OK'' boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a fourth letter.

Letter#4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it were true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had work as Leroy looked very sad. ''Just be home in time for dinner,'' Leroy's mother told him.
Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Leroy went into the church and up to the alter. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Leroy bent down and picked up the statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God


Letter#5

GOD,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND BIKE!

Signed YOU KNOW WHO

Comment by Fireyladd - Retired Chief Sharp on March 16, 2009 at 12:08am

Jeremy, thanks for the giggle. :)

Comment by Jeremy Hoffman on March 15, 2009 at 9:23pm

hello everyone here is somthing to laugh at

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all time.
so the midget went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.
The doc told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
So he dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table,and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia.
'' Aha'' mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
''Aha'' said the doc and he reached for his surgical scissors.Snip,snip,snip,snip on the right side, then snip,snip,snip,snip,snip,snip,snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazment that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doc then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The midget replied,''Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it............ What did you do?''

The Doctor replied,'' I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.''

Comment by Robert C. Baker on March 11, 2009 at 9:27am

This site is a HOOT, enjoyed the cartoon of the cows fighting fire...... great site for a laugh. BB

Comment by Fireyladd - Retired Chief Sharp on February 21, 2009 at 6:23pm

Hey All! just zipped in to say HI! Loved the Redneck fire alarm pic. Actually thinking I'm gon put one of those in my office as a humor thing. Keep up the laughter.

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