Well the weirdest thing ive ever found was at a structure fire in a vacant house it had been vacant for about 10 years and i found a really old prosthetic leg and i still have it sitting in the firehouse lol
at my house growing up - we had this little story about "Fridger Man" (as in the Refrigerator) and Fridger Man was the little guy who lived in the Refrigerator and turned on the light for you when you opened the refrigerator...
As we aged we of course invented his wife, Freezer Woman and the cousins who ran the traffic lights and other such random societal lights that seem to be operated by an invisible person...
so your story has now advised me who is "HYDRANT MAN" ???
We had a guy run back inot his burning apartment to get his guns. The only problem for him was that he was a felon and wasn't supposed to own any guns. Needless to say the leo's arrested him on scene.