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Ok I ask the wife and she just looked at me weird. So I thought I would ask some ems folks.
Ok pregnant lady riding in a car on a bumpy road. Could her milk be churned into butter? You know all the bouncing. I bet that would be a bad medical condition. It would just plug everything up.
I have always warned all the friends and family about this.
Bet you have never thought about this one huh? In the summer picking vegetables the sun kinda gets to my Head and my mind wonders off somewhere. LOL
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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on
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nice... i look forward to it...
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OMG
THAT IS JUST SICK AND WRONG AND SO FAR OVER THE TOP MJ !!! -
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I have a couple of pregnant friends right now - and I amo so totally grossed out right now... since they talk about the normal uses of breast milk... and then I get on here and read about the alien use of breast milk... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
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yes - milk is ALWAYS warm - because we women are just plain HOT...
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Permalink Reply by John Dobson on
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"they talk about the normal uses" More than one use??? I thought there was only one normal use??? Starting freek out it just might turn out like the cabbage leaf thing.
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Back in the day, I use to work for Ben & Jerry's Homemade Icecream for a year and a half. And my office was 40' from Ben & Jerry's literal office in their corporate offices - Ben & Jerry my friends :)
Employees got to name most of the flavors through flavor content and title submissions and ballot voting. At least once a week all the staff was requested to go to the cafeteria to flavor test and vote on new flavors, new chocolate or carmel options, and new content parts - such as which fruit or nut should get added to which icecream, etc. etc.
One of the best perks was that B & J's give each employee 3 pints of icecream FREE every single day. QUICKLY you put on 50 lbs and get so sick of B & J's Ice Cream ;-) most employees don't collect their daily 3 pints. And by far the best perk is every Friday afternoon homemade cookies - commonly chocolate chip - are brought by your desks - for all you can eat fresh cookie afternoons. hmmm... maybe to keep people's butts at work on a Friday afternoon ;-) instead of going skiing...
So in the spirit of a BJ Flavor... (naughty connotations a bonus)... I submit a few...
My Baby's Mama
My Frozen Baby Mama
Baby Mama Drama (add nuts)/i>br />
Cream of Goddess
Nourishing Nectar -
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Oh now that tops it all!!!! I want a job there!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on
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How about Double Delight?
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with ideas like that you would be promoted to marketing executive promptly
and trust me - working for an ice cream company - alla milk and cows - there are nipple and teet jokes a'plenty - since the corporate offices are decorated like circus circus and tie-dyed flower children - there is a picture of a cow on every hallway - and many conference room walls
you would fit right in
notice the motto - Peace, Love and Ice Cream
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well ya know like straight baby drinking or pumping and storing or half formula half breast milk - ya know "normal" by some people's standards
i would try the cabbage leaf thing - it is nothing compared to sticking a potato in my peek-a-choo... so the leafs would be easy...
I wonder if I need to be lactating to try this experiment... or can I just wear the cabbage around inside my leather cat suit... hmmm.... -
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what the heck are you doing taking a pregnant women 4 wheeling...?
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