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F i r e f i g h t e r L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s
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Now Accepting Reservations!
Additional cruise information available below.
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To The Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise for firefighters, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
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Ultimate Firefighter Adventure Cruise Route
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Firefighter Special Rates and Availability
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We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa Kenya, seven adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900
(verandah complete with bench rest).
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You'll relax like never before!
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That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is...
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...Pirate Target Practice!
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The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates!
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Special Firefighter Weapons Rentals:
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AK-47 Light Assault![]()
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$12.00
Per Day
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On a budget? Rent a full-auto
scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
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M-16 Full Automatic![]()
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$25.00
Per Day
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Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
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Barrett M-107 50 Caliber![]()
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$59.00
Per Day
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Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
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RPG Launcher
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$175.00 10.0pt"">
Per Day
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Want to make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!
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Firefighter Testimonials
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"Six attacks in 4 days were more
than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Mike F., Schenectady, NY
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"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well
worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!"
-- Ben W., Hilton Head, NC
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
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Additional Cruise Line Services
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- Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)
- Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
- Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
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OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!
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We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival i Mombasa.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia,
thus in
international waters where pirates have no rights whatever.
In fact, we
make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure
maximum visibility
by Somali mother ships.
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast.
At night, the boat is fully lit
and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes, with loud disco music
directionally beamed shore side to attract
maximum attention.
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ACT NOW!
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Cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your special promotional fireighter package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate SomaliCoast Adventure Cruise now!
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BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE!
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Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even
got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!" -- Mike W.,
"Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This gun shook the
deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release it.
AWESOME!-- Derek R., Nova Scotia, CAN
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Note: For those who think I have too much time on my hands now that I am retired... I say... "What gives it away?"
TCSS,
CBz
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