Here is today's daily dumbass. From KCMQ's website.

Today’s dumbass is a female would-be bank robber who doesn’t have the stones to follow through. She went into a bank in Long Island, New York, and gave the teller a note saying she would open fire if the teller didn’t hand over her cash. The teller looked at the robber and said “Are you serious?” Apparently this was enough to spook the robber, who left without a dime and never showed a gun. OK lady…grow a pair, then try again later.