I just read that if you put corn meal next to fire ant piles, the ants carry the meal into the mound. When they eat it, they can't digest it and therefore the ants DIE!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to the store to do some ant slayin'!!!

Being the wise soul that I am, I decided to wait until dusk to venture out into the yard and do some body weight exercises. Things were going great, I was sweating, all was right with the world. And then.......

A freakin' fire ant bit the ever lovin' crap out of my neck. I have a big welt ( I think its the size of Nebraska) AND its too far down for me to cover with my hair AND too far up to be covered by the collar of my uniform shirt. In short, I'm going to look like a got a…

Hey there everyone, I heard about this from a friend of mine and thought I'd give it a try. I have a MySpace account, but sadly my profile page seems to have disappeared into the great void of cyberspace. So, if you visit and get a big blank page...thats why. Hopefully, it can be recovered and I won't have to spend decades redoing all the stuff I had on there.

Anyway, I'm into writing fiction and I've finally gotten off my butt and started working out- got a pretty good plan…