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Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much behind, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping....and have a GREAT DAY!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much behind, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping....and have a GREAT DAY!
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Comment by Heather Langston on May 27, 2008 at 8:01am
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During 'Slap' Week, cops will be under strict direction not to arrest anyone with an appropriate reason for slapping. So, no bail money needed.
Massage therapists will be available 24/7.
Anyone with valid slapping reasons can inact 'No Slap-backs'.
The slapper has no obligation to explain said slap unless the slappee is a complete idiot- in that case re-slapping/re-education is appropriate.
Flashlights are permitted as long as the user refrains from repeated head-bashing.
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Comment by Joe Stoltz on May 26, 2008 at 7:42pm
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I can honestly say that at my day job (not fire/ems related) I almost never have the urge to slap my co-workers.
The firehouse, however, that's a different story!
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Comment by Walter Messer on May 26, 2008 at 4:19pm
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I know my arms would be getting tired if it was all week.. but Im afraid they would slap back!
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After careful consideration, I believe that a change to 'Slap your co-worker Week' would be appropriate. Conduct yourselves accordingly.
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Comment by Rescuefrog on May 26, 2008 at 12:51am
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Too cute I had to share it!
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