Heather Langston's Blog – May 2008 Archive (2)

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much behind, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for… Continue

Added by Heather Langston on May 25, 2008 at 7:44pm — 5 Comments

Employment Information...

Dress Code:

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will

assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a

raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so

that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be… Continue

Added by Heather Langston on May 4, 2008 at 4:31pm — 1 Comment