A little girl asked her mother,



'How did the human race appear?'



'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'



Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.



The father answered,



'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'



The confused girl returned to her mother and said,



'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by… Continue

there was a blind girl who lived in a crule world; although she had a boyfriend whom loved her dearly. the girl of our story always said; that if she would have her own eyes, she will love and stay with him forever. So one day they foud a pair of eyes and the girl was not blind anymore. When she opend her eyes she saw that her boyfriend is blind. She told him that she doen't want him anymore and the boy left. Before leaving he smiled at her sadly and said: Take care of my eyes.… Continue

Our alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for

another 10 minutes.



He stays up for days on end.

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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.



He goes days or weeks without running water.

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You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.



He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving… Continue