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Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 5:11pm

I need to do something different at work... seriously bored with all the repetative stuff I am doing.....

Comment by Sarah on February 8, 2011 at 5:06pm

*slowly backs away*

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 5:05pm

Yeah Ralph you don't want other stuff sticking either....

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 5:05pm

Dee.... I wish I could look like that girl....

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 5:00pm

LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS!
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra "Polygrip" so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want.......the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 4:59pm

Dee you could turn a straight girl ........

Comment by Sarah on February 8, 2011 at 4:54pm

O.o

I missed alot XD

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 4:38pm

Just practicing safety

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 4:32pm

hehehe

kind of bored right now, busy but very very bored

Comment by Patti Walz on February 8, 2011 at 4:30pm

Better?

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