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Comment by Patti Walz on February 16, 2011 at 4:02pm

Just being brainy smurf... but if you are in the mood to beat someone up I do have a vendor that seriously has a bad case of alzheimers.... or senile dementia..... whatever, but the lady needs to like quit calling me for the same damn thing.....

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 4:00pm

Sneaking hugs into Mike - after I apologized to him - while Dee is not looking - since we all know we can't have her seeing my hands across county lines... if you know what I mean...

and since you don't reject my juicy kisses like 004 did...

Comment by Patti Walz on February 16, 2011 at 3:59pm

HEHEHE.... My daughters exboyfriend made the mistake of comparing me to my mother.... (lesson one never do that). I calmly walked into the house, grabbed the shotgun, went back outside, pointed it directly at him and told him to never step foot on my property again..... OMG you would have thought that I just killed someone with the amount of caterwalling my daughter did..... hehehe My daughter was so pissed off at me!!!! I loved it.

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 3:55pm

Patti sister - why so blue?

Do you want me to beat up someone for you?


Hey that rhymed - lol

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 3:52pm

Yeah Patti - one of my kids starting calling me bitch... which I multiplied into mega-bitch as I explained I am the supreme bitch, not just any bitch ... which led to me of course using Mama Mega-Bitch... so I started introducing myself in public to everyone as Mama Mega-Bitch... didn't take the kid 2 days to start begging me never to do that again and promising he would never use that word again... hee hee... good times...

same kid said he was running away from home... hee hee... I walked over and opened the front door for him and said good bye... he just stood there frozen - "you are not going to make me leave" - I said "no, I was just getting the door for you - you said you needed to runaway instead of helping with the dishes - so you best get going, because I have dishes to do!" He started crying and came and hugged me begging to get another opportunity to help with the dishes. hee hee

now mind you - this might now work with all kids - so be selective when trying said antics...

I am ALWAYS willing to out EMBARRASS anyone anytime !!!

Comment by Patti Walz on February 16, 2011 at 3:51pm

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 3:41pm

WHAT ??? UPSET WITH ME - THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN !!!

now step into my office and we will discuss this matter forthwith

Comment by Patti Walz on February 16, 2011 at 3:38pm

I know... I did that with my daughter..... The looks that I got!!! OMG!!!! Priceless

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 3:34pm

Patti when my kids throw public tantrums - I make sure to throw bigger ones at the same time... so since I love you and am glad you are here... and want you to always feel included...

not the same reason that I do it with my kids... for them... I do it to embarrass the hell out of them... have them reflect on how ridiculous they look... and get them to stop... without me having to beat them...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 16, 2011 at 3:23pm

I love cadberry eggs - why - they are milk chocolate !!! DUH !!!

and while the inside is odd - it is still yummy... like _________

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