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Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:45am

but ... don't you see WHY I am soooooooooo cherished : )

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:44am

i'm just sayin...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:43am

oops... better not ask my former-spouse that question...

 

i bet he has at least 1 item on his list...

 

ok... maybe 2 items...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:39am

awh come on... ya know ya love me   <3

 

what's not to love...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:32am

ok... now back to your story...

 

Very Funny !!!   You are quite quick on your feet there young lad...

 

And do you think one burns in hell forever if they impersonate a priest ???

 

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 20, 2011 at 12:25am

ROTFLMAO... Oh come on... you had to see that one coming a mile away....

 

as reflective of my "older than dirt" theme

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 19, 2011 at 11:56pm

who is Bruce Springstein ?

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 19, 2011 at 11:17pm

dang... wrecked the new kicks... that is the saddest part right there!!!

 

Were you surprised she hawked up a loo-gee... come on... had to see that one coming... at least a little bit...

 

Well Uncle Jim glad you are still with us !!!

 

See I knew you could drag up a little something fun : )

 

Two funniest parts of your story...

 

1) Chief left the room

2) You told your patient F... U... 

 

that is priceless right there !!!

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 19, 2011 at 9:56pm

oh yeah... I forgot... ALWAYS assume everyone will kick you and bite you !!!

 

and their dog will too...

 

awh come on Jim - you know you are dying to tell us !!!

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 19, 2011 at 3:51pm

btw - ALWAYS ASSUME - everyone will spit on you, vomit on you, poo and pee on you, pinch you, punch you, slap you, grab you... and...  BLEED ALL OVER YOU... all before they even get in the ambulance!!!

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