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Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:32am

4 rows UP into the bleachers - who cares about the ladies drink... LOL

do you have an EXTRA HOLE in you now ?

damn...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:29am

I HOPE you are SCREWING with ME...
since it IS written on my forehead...
I have standards...
I expect them to be upheld...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:26am

one day when out power boating and water skiing with friends, I was about 19, my boyfriend was driving the boat at about 40 mph, and he was playing just boating across the lake (no skier at that time)... I stood up to switch sides of the boat, when my boyfriend turned suddenly... and because I was on my feet - crossing the boat... his sudden turn threw me out of the boat - without a life jacket on... smacking my head into the side of the boat as I went over...

I swear, almost before I popped back up out of the water, 3 of the guys (2, my brothers) from the boat had jumped in the water to rescue me.

oh yeah - did I mention, my brothers also saved my life a bunch of times...

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:18am

so one day, I was kneeling on my bed (age 18ish)... my boyfriend came in and sat on my bed at the same time grabbing my abdomen to lay me onto my back - but since I was kneeling and not sitting on my bottom - I did not just fall onto my back instead I flipped backwards off the bed - smacking my head on my metal desk - knocking me unconscious - damn good thing he was an EMT... LOLOL

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:16am

Alright doctor... Laughter is indeed the best medicine... I will take that pill...

I am WAY TOO SERIOUS... o wait... I am the one always getting in trouble in here for mischief... maybe you are the serious one... yes yes, I think that is it....

I am not taking stuff out of context, I am just messing with you... you can't see my light mood and laughter in my voice as I speak to you... I love the double meanings of things...

and you were the one who WOULD NOT LET ME say you were interesting... so you brought it on yourself :-)~

interesting... and lovable... went hand-in-hand... BUT NO... you had to be difficult... LOLOLOLOLOLOL

so I retracted it all and inserted "strange man" LOLOL

now onto the life / death stories

ya gonna tell me about being hooked by a bull ?

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:07am

and if you can tell me "we might as well go all the way"

then I can certainly say "I love you"

ROTFLMAO

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 3:04am

*slinks in and climbs up on your sofa - being sure to push my shoes on the arm*

"Doctor, let me tell you about my life... I grew up with these crazy brothers... and crazy parents... and dated some crazy boys... and now here I am all grown up and strange men on the internet think they can tell me what I find interesting and strange men on the internet think I am falling in love with them when I post them cute pictures reflecting a female perspective about a lifestyle... Doctor, what shall I ever do?"

*yawns... and waits for the doctor to prescribe the yellow pills*

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 2:54am

When I AM SHARING MY OPINION - who are YOU to contradict ???

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 2:51am

Comment by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on February 1, 2011 at 2:50am

ALL brothers are guilty of this

don't even get me started on how many boyfriend's almost killed me too... hee hee

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