Ok I ask the wife and she just looked at me weird. So I thought I would ask some ems folks.

Ok pregnant lady riding in a car on a bumpy road. Could her milk be churned into butter? You know all the bouncing. I bet that would be a bad medical condition. It would just plug everything up.

I have always warned all the friends and family about this.

Bet you have never thought about this one huh? In the summer picking vegetables the sun kinda gets to my Head and my mind wonders off somewhere. LOL

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Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 10:49pm

I bet if the milk is not used it turns to cheese also. Most likely comes out like the stuff in the cans. You know when you squeeze it. bet it has the hiss and everything.
Anybody got any crackers!!!!?????

Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 11:00pm

Oh Heather this has nothing on the tater story.
But that brings up a thing. The lady next door came over and ask for cabbage leaves. So being a vegetable farmer I gave her a whole head. She said no I just need two leaves. OK, so I pulled off two leaves and handed her those. Now this is where it turns weird. I had two ask why do you want just two leaves. She had just had a baby a few days before. She stated the her breast hurt and if she lined her bra with them it would dry her up. Well my mouth fell open I turned and walked in the house.
I guess you never hear it all. I swear this is the honest truth.

Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on December 1, 2010 at 11:01pm

You are killing me. Move to Ice Cream

Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on December 1, 2010 at 11:06pm

No way

Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 11:23pm

Another good point what if it were cold and they were on a bumpy road? Wonder what Ben and Jerry's would name that flavor???

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on December 1, 2010 at 11:25pm

Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on December 1, 2010 at 11:29pm

Now you are thinkin..by the way the cabbage leaf thing is absurd. How far away are you from KY border? It was probably for some kinda curse

Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on December 1, 2010 at 11:33pm

OMG is that John?

Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 11:35pm

Cindy I really thought she was going to make cabbage rolls or something or I would have never ask.
My wife seen her a couple of days later and ask if it worked. She said it did.

Permalink Reply by Cindy Boeing on December 1, 2010 at 11:51pm

I was so facinated I called my 86 year old mother from Indiana. She comes from a family of farmers. She said it was very funny. But asked if you were close to KY. She also wondered when this happened. She suggested it was a curse. And advised you be careful.

Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 11:55pm

Nah, I got more hair than that on my back. Furry like animal grrr baby grrr.

Permalink Reply by John Dobson on December 1, 2010 at 11:58pm

Not far 60 miles, Funny that is where her family is from. Too weird