You Might Be A Firefighter If....





. You Have More Pagers In Yuor Possession Than Money.

. You Personal Vehcel has More Light And Sirens Than Fire trucks At The Station.

. You Can Tell What Type Of Fire It Is By The Smell Of The Smoke From 10 Miles Away.

. You've Ever Used The Pick Up Line "You're Hotter Than A 4-Alarm Fire."

. You Use The Jaws Of Life To Open Cans Of Soup.

. You Replaced Your Starirs With A Firepole.

. All Of The T-Shirts You Own… Continue

You Might Be An EMT If....





. You Try To Schedule Days Off Around The phase Of The Moon.

. You Have A Bumpber stick That Reads "Stat happens".

. You Are The Only One At The Dinner Tanle Not Allowed To Talk About Your Day At Work.

. Your Pajamas And Work Clothes All Look Alike.

. You've Ever muttered "Nice veins" To A Complete Stranger.

. You Think It's Funny To Tell A Patient "I Know How You Fell, It's My First IV Too".

. You Have A Pet Named… Continue