You Might Be A Firefighter If....


. You Have More Pagers In Yuor Possession Than Money.
. You Personal Vehcel has More Light And Sirens Than Fire trucks At The Station.
. You Can Tell What Type Of Fire It Is By The Smell Of The Smoke From 10 Miles Away.
. You've Ever Used The Pick Up Line "You're Hotter Than A 4-Alarm Fire."
. You Use The Jaws Of Life To Open Cans Of Soup.
. You Replaced Your Starirs With A Firepole.
. All Of The T-Shirts You Own Say Your A Firefighter.