You Might Be An EMT If....


. You Try To Schedule Days Off Around The phase Of The Moon.
. You Have A Bumpber stick That Reads "Stat happens".
. You Are The Only One At The Dinner Tanle Not Allowed To Talk About Your Day At Work.
. Your Pajamas And Work Clothes All Look Alike.
. You've Ever muttered "Nice veins" To A Complete Stranger.
. You Think It's Funny To Tell A Patient "I Know How You Fell, It's My First IV Too".
. You Have A Pet Named "Comatose".