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3rd alarm apartment fire on Mistletoe Springs in Laurel, Maryland. Shot February 22, 2010 by Doug Walton

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My Training:: * Basic public information officer (June 2007)
* Advanced public information officer (December 2007)
* IS-100
* IS-200
* IS-700
* IS-800
* Most, if not all, of the NIMS and public information classes

At 12:09pm on November 20, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: Home Depot Scam

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers..

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shir ts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $1.99 each

At 1:11pm on September 12, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: Bull and Turkey

A turkey is chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

At 3:21pm on July 21, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: Hey boy how yall doing in greater Downtown Laurel you keeping Phil greenbean and jay out of trouble

At 12:47am on July 11, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: thanks from the county school system

At 1:36pm on July 6, 2008, Larry Widikowski said…: Hey Dude LTNS watts up....lol

At 12:19pm on June 1, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: Never can keep her out of trouble

At 3:20pm on May 31, 2008, Jeff Borra said…: hey boy hope everything is going well up their.

At 1:08pm on February 21, 2008, Reggie Cervantes said…: EMERGENCY 9/11 HEALTH RALLY ALERT:
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 26th

What: Emergency Rally for 9/11 Health
When: TUESDAY February 26, 2008
Where: The United States Capitol, Washington, DC
10:00am to 12:00pm
RALLY ON WEST LAWN

12:30pm to 1:30pm
LUNCH AT CAPITOL HILL
2:00pm to 5:00pm
Please join us. We are fighting to stay alive.