Todays winner is a young energetic driver from IL. Apparently he is drawn to flashing amber lights. Let me set the scene(seeing as how I was there).
It's a typical early evening in IL during the fun winter season. A call comes in from my boss, I have a tow call. Now you're thinkin so what. Well, that's what I was thinking too, no biggie go winch some poor driver out of the ditch. Just another typical tow. The road is icy and traffic on this little two lane is barely moving, it finally clears so now I am happy. The vehicle in the ditch is hooked to my winch cable and everything is going smooth. Now enter our Darwin Award winner. He apparently didn't see my flatbed towtruck or the flashing lights that were on at the time. When he realized uh oh I'm a dumb ass it was too late.. slid his little car right into the bed of my truck.....he wasn't goin anywhere fast now. As for the towtruck, it survived just fine, finished pulling the other vehicle from the ditch and went to a fire that was paged out as I was finishing my paperwork