Hey, Ethel, look outside... aren't those the same dudes that were drunk when the fire dept. showed up to put out that fire last week?
You are right Hank. Those are the same young fellas that were there. In fact, that one on the left. I know his name is Dave Pat.. or something like that, anyway..the one.in the white shirt.. was the same one that tried putting out the fire by peeing on it.. I never laughed so hard when he burnt his wiener!
I am tellin ya Ethel.. the mayor is gonna hear about this.. I pay lots of taxes and if this is the way our fire protection department spends the budget.. things gotta change...
Now, Hank.. don't be such an old raisin.. these kids nowadays are polite and useful.. think they would share that pizza?