Ok I am both a police\ems\fire Dispatcher and 911 operator so i get a wide variety of calls but some are just too funny to keep to myself if anyone has any funny calls they would like to share please do so
Im sitting in the dungeon when i get a 911 there is a man crying on the other end so i ask him the standard questions ya know location and nature and he stop crying and said
" My name is and when i was sitting in church the other day my ex wife looked at me and when noone else was looking she called me a chicken f*cker!! "
he then began crying on the phone again and i couldnt help but start smiling even had to mute the phone for a min to get a good laugh out then i asked him would you like to see an officer he replied no he had already spoken to the pastor and that the pastor had yelled at him for using fowl language in the church. the man on the other end of the phone just sighed and said he thought i might wanna know.