After hearing about the latest incident Mrs. Chief went out on, I thought it would be a good idea for us to create a safe place for her to take shelter in.  It’s a proven fact that the Animal Conspiracy is in full swing and the latest chatter off the wire is the animals of the North might be plotting something against the Lt. 

 

I intercepted some info from their recon team (the squirrels) that Big Al & Baloo were really ticked off after being tagged & bagged by the Lt.  From the carp attacking fisherman by jumping into their boats and trying to cause bodily harm to the poor lady out in Lady Heather’s neck of the woods who was attacked by crack team of green beret raccoons, the animals are increasing their amount attacks against us.  We have to protect our own!   

 

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Good plan !!!

Lack of sleep will kill ya!

Take a mental health day - and sleep all day - screw work!
Need to work. I have a presentation on Thursday and need to create a powerpoint.
Chip!! NOOOOOOO!!! Run away, Dale, run away!! Do not let Chip bite you or you will become Taramunk too!!
I am so crying right now....lol.... OMG.....
Don't worry FW, Dale is alive and normal. Was just provided with a patially decoded message stating that Dale is in a high level meeting with Baloo & Big Al. Haven't been able to decode the rest but I'm assuming it has to do with the plan to pay revenge on our Lt./Mrs. Chief.

For all you cat lovers ......

Feline Crustacean Pact Suspected

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana- Can two different species of animals negotiate a cooperation pact? Can invertebrates and mammals speak to one another? Can a crustacean and a feline join forces to ruin a human vacation? If you ask Michelle Weiss and her family, the answers are Yes, Yes and Yes. According to the frazzled vacationers from Madison, WI they saw a feral cat with a crayfish riding on its head dash across a dock, jump into the row boat they rented in Hot Springs, AK and hurriedly scratch at something near the motor before being shooed off. Later that afternoon, while fishing on Lake Lepoota, "All hell broke loose," said the frustrated Michelle. "My husband smokes and tossed a butt and suddenly there was a fire ball and we're in the water. I am sure the cat and crayfish cut a leak in a hose. Why else were they there?"

The crew and I are already scrambling after reviewing a defense plan for Dee. Glad Dale is okay, but you have to understand ... Chip crossed over to the other side; he paid for it. He should have known not to play in Dee's sandbox!!
Too perfect!
Too Funny...
This looks like the critter version of the President meeting a foreign dignitary with a Secret Service agent at his side!
Dee, this was just handed to me .....

Now They Have Helmets!

HONOLULU, Hawaii- City officials have tried to rid parks and neighborhoods of marauding squirrels for years, with little luck. With few natural predators on the island the rodents have proliferated. "And now they're wearing helmets," exclaimed Park and Rec Commissioner Sarah Gobney. "Before, if you found one in the house or garage you could stun 'em with a broom or rake but now, if they all learn to wear coconuts, we'll have to move up to guns."

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