Private Parts: Man stuck in park bench

Just when you thought you'd seen it all....

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

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http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24174888-5005961,00....

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Permalink Reply by Paul Montpetit on July 26, 2009 at 6:30am

Sounds like a "different" case for extrication.....Hmmmm, think I can handle this case....get me the "Jaws".......LOL What...? Not on the truck.....? Damn, well, ok, get the K-12 saw.....LOL

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Permalink Reply by lutan1 on July 26, 2009 at 6:39am

It'd have to be the reciprico saw or air chisel wouldn't it??!!

Your evil Paul!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Padre Pete on July 26, 2009 at 7:56am

Difficult to imagine how great the need would have to be to make a park bench look good. ?????

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Permalink Reply by Jack on July 26, 2009 at 7:59am

WTF ! ! ! !

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Permalink Reply by rfdjumper on July 26, 2009 at 9:09am

It was a sure thing....that is to get tetnus!

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Permalink Reply by Chris Tomlinson on July 26, 2009 at 9:22am

I wonder if he considered the material the bench was made from and the consequences?

Wood bench: Splinters (get it, 'wood' bench ha!)

Plastic: No idea, thought the 'wood bench' was too funny

Concrete: A little coarse I would think

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Permalink Reply by Brian Dumser on July 26, 2009 at 9:30am

Too many joke possibilities...I'm going to explode! lol

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Permalink Reply by Paul Stoops on July 26, 2009 at 11:22am

If I would ever encounter this kind of incident, I would be laughing so hard that I would have to hand the tool over to someone else. I would be afraid of hitting the paticular body part inside the bench. This would be a different kind of extrication.