Our Assistant District Chief came out with two great humerous comments on firefighters

How do you tell who is a fire fighter in a party?
You don't have to, he will tell you.

If you put two firefighters and two pieces of equipment in a locked room, within an hour one piece of equipment will be broken, the other piece lost and the two firefighters will be blaming each other or the Chief for the loss.

Anyone else have funny sayings about us firefighters

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You can tell a fire fighter all the time because every shirt he owns says so and if in a suit his or her tie will have a fire truck on it.

You can always tell who is a fire fighter if something is burning in the air he or she will be the first to say thats brush or rubber or thats a car burning..
what do firefighters and cops have in common?
they both want to be firefighters!
Sandy there were 2 "ex cops" in my recruit class...needless to say we had a good time with it.
A fire chief goes to the pearly gates and St. Peter says you have to walk up the hill and he says why can't I take my car St peter says no one drives in heaven A minute later as he is walking a chiefs car drives by lights and sirens and the chief is pissed so he yells to an angel WHY IS THAT GUY ALLOWED TO TAKE HIS CAR!!! The angel says. Thats God he just thinks he is a fire chief.......
I have bumber sticker on my car and a sticker on my helment that says White Helment kills brain cells. And you can always tell a firefiighter is on vacation beacause they slow down in front of fire stations to look at the appratus
Definition of Chaos:

Chief
Has
Arrived
On
Scene
How bout this one. We're all familiar with the fire triangle or the fire tetrahedron right? What about the fire square? Oxygen, fuel, heat, Chief. Remove any one of these and the fire goes out! Stay safe!
Thought I should mention this: at our department we have what is called "The Boner Award" It was started a long time ago when one of our fairly large ladies on the Dpt went to shift our P1 in to gear and accidentially pulled the shifter out of the floor and asked the officer if he could hold it and that she was having some trouble. Some how she was able to back it into the hall.So each year at our Annual Fire Fighters Ball this "Boner Award" the shifter on a plaque is given away to the Fire fighter who has done the stupidest thing on the fire ground or in the hall.
It's a good laugh and you can't hide anything at the hall without someone knowing about it!!
Trust me I have been there!!
Boner Award! I love it. Stay safe!
you can tell a firefighter when he/she can tell what direction the firetrucks are going on their way to a call.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
ok here is one about emts. how many emts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

none its not in there scope of practice.

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