JOKES

Here is a good one and if you have any pass them on ...........This supervisor called one of his employees house one morning when she was late . The phone rang a couple of times and a child's voice wispered "hello" . "Is your mother home ?" he asked . "Yes." said the quiet voice . "Can i speak with her ?" he asked . "No ."said the little voice . Confused he asked "Is your daddy home ? ". "Yes ."came the reply . "Can i speak with him?" he asked ? "No." came the reply . Disturbed he asked Is there any one else home ?" "Yes the policeman is here." came the reply . Really worried now he asked"Can i speak with him ?"No he is busy." replied the quite voice . "Busy doing what ?" he asked . "Talking to mommy , daddy and the firemen ." came the reply . It was then that he could here the baying of dogs really worried he asked "What is going on there ?" "They are searching ." the small voice said . "What are they searching for?" he asked . "Me ." said the quiet voice with a giggle .

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Permalink Reply by John on October 1, 2008 at 7:55pm

That is good, If I can remember any soon I will post them on here.

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Permalink Reply by Justin Buck on October 1, 2008 at 8:04pm

now thats funny lol

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Permalink Reply by firechief911 on October 5, 2008 at 5:22pm

this is an old one but maybe some newbes might like it

There was this newly married blond, that wanted so bad to fix dinner for her hubby . She was cooking dinner and the ph rang, it was her girl friend . They started talking , after about 20 min she saw smoke coming from the kitchen . She told ger girl friend she had to go she forgot she was fixing dinner. As she went into the kitchen she saw the stove and counter were on fire . Oh no she screamed and grabed her cell phone and dialed 911. The dispatcher answered as they always do 911 what is your emergency ? She screamed my kitchen is on fire please hurry . What is your 911 address and ill get someone on the way . Being newly married they were the first couple to move into a new subdivision on the south end of town. We are at 200 dogwood trail hurry please its spreading fast . As the dispatcher tries to figure out where dogwood trail was ,she ask are you out of the house? The blond says yes hurry please . We are tring to find you on the map ! Can you help us find you. How do we get to your house from the fire station . After a moment of silence, the dispatcher hears the the blond say . DUH! The big red truck

no ofence to any blondes

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Permalink Reply by BillySFCVFD on October 5, 2008 at 5:34pm

I guy calls his boss one morning before work and says he can't come in today. The boss asks him why. "My wife is going to have a baby", the guy replies. "A baby, that's great, don't worry I'll cover for you today", the boss says.

The next day the guys comes to work and his boss asks, "what was it, a girl or a boy"? The guy replies "heck, we won't know that for nine months"!

He still has that job. Probably at some fire station somewhere.

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Permalink Reply by G. Taylor 1208 on October 5, 2008 at 5:35pm

Damon, not trying to be smart or anything but arent you the one that posted about how the forums should all relate strictly to emergency services in another forum???

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Permalink Reply by Damon Dyer on October 5, 2008 at 6:44pm

No i did not , i put one in that there should only appropriate forums . It was aimed at the x rated forum the other day . If you look at some of the other stuff i have replied to you would see i have talked about food , orbs , herbs and ghosts . All pg and below rated material . If you look the first and third jokes had firefighters in them .

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Permalink Reply by Damon Dyer on October 5, 2008 at 7:03pm

A small municipal fire dept. had a field at the bottom of the hill on a deadend street on fire one day . The small dept. did not have a brush rig so they called in a volunteer dept. that had a brush rig . When the brush rig showed up it was going pretty fast it went down the hill through the fence out into the fire all the vollies jumped out started spraying water everywhere . In just a few minutes the fire was out and the guys were packing up . One of the other firefighters came up and told them he was impressed with the work they had done . "Thank you" they replied . "We are going to send you some money for the run when the payment for the bill comes in." "Ok thanks ." "What are you going to get with the money ?" "Brakes" replied one of the vollies .