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WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

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Type of Organization
Fire/Rescue Department - Volunteer, N/A
Job Function
Auxiliary/On Scene Support
Years in Fire/EMS:
none but hubby has been for 2 yrs.
Primary Fire/EMS Department:
Livingston, CA
Years With Department/Agency
Just transfered
Other Past or Current Departments and Organizations
Delhi F.D.
Relationship Status:
Married
Facebook or Other Online Profile:
http://myspace.com/firemanbuttsdrivemenuts & http://fubar.com/l...
Why I Joined Fire/EMS
I married into it & became an aux. member.
Top Issues Facing Responders:
Not enough pay for what they do.

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Where Once The Towers Stood

Posted on September 11, 2011 at 8:02pm 0 Comments

From the sky... a flash of silver,

Than a rumble, then a roar.

And there,where once the towers stood,

T'was empty evermore.

When the dust had settled,

And the devastation bared,

The nation stood in anguish,

As they prayed some might be spared.

And all the quiet heros

Rose now, as if one.

They gathered across the country,

To do what needed to be done,

The voices that once echoed

Down the hall and on…

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FIRE MONKEYS

Posted on November 20, 2008 at 10:30pm 3 Comments

A man walks into a pet store and is looking around when he

spots a Chimpanzee in a cage marked, "$1000".

The

man looks a little closer and discovers that the chimpanzee

is wearing a T-shirt bearing the

Maltese Cross and is cleaning a fog nozzle.

Curious about

this, the man summons the storekeeper and asks him what the

deal is with this thousand dollar monkey.

"Sir, You

have discovered our Fire Service Monkeys".







This one is… Continue

Just a little something I saw somewhere

Posted on September 11, 2008 at 1:42pm 1 Comment

A birth cert shows that you were born, a death cert shows that you died and a photo album shows that you LIVED!




















Not sure who wrote it.

WE HAD A CAR ACCIDENT YESTERDAY

Posted on March 13, 2008 at 3:23pm 1 Comment

It's not that bad I know you guys have seen alot worse. We are fine I hurt my elbow & ended up with whiplash but other then that nobody was seriously hurt. I posted a few pics if you would like to look.

CUCKOO

Posted on February 8, 2008 at 7:02pm 1 Comment

SOME ONE SENT ME THIS I'M NOT SURE WHO WROTE IT BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. IT SOUNDS KINDA LIKE SOMETHING I MIGHT DO. LOL

Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the…

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WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Posted on January 20, 2008 at 2:15am 3 Comments

Some idiot called me sevral times lastnight around 4:25am I ignored it twice & then they left a perverted voice mail. Then I turned my phone on silent & he called 4 more times then I turned my phone off. When I woke up & turned my phone back on there was another voice mail from him. It's someone who knows me & wasn't just a random call because the first thing he said in both voice mails was my name. Everyone I know, knows I'm married & this isn't only disrespecting me but my… Continue

BEING A MOTHER

Posted on January 18, 2008 at 5:05pm 0 Comments

: After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.'



* * *The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.



* * *That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a…

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STARFISH

Posted on January 4, 2008 at 7:17pm 0 Comments

There was this man, walking down the beach and in the distance he saw a figure dancing....as he got closer he saw it was a child, bending down and reaching and throwing - and as he got even closer he saw that the beach was covered with Starfish. The waves were coming in and some were getting caught up and were being sent back to the sea and so many more were just lying on the beach. And this child was running and scooping up starfish and throwing them back into the sea.When he… Continue

ONE ROSE

Posted on January 4, 2008 at 7:13pm 0 Comments

I would rather have one little rose From the garden of a friend Than to have the choicest flowers When my stay on earth must end. I would rather have one plesant word In kindness said to me Than flattery when my heart is still And life has ceased to be. I would rather have a loving smile From friends I know are true Then tears shed round my casket When this world I've bid adieu. Bring me all your flowers today Whether pink, or white, or red; I'd rather have one blossom now…

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A FIREMAN'S LITTLE GIRL

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 2:38pm 0 Comments





A Fireman's Little Girl



I am very dedicated to my work. I wear firefighter shirts every day, even when I’m not on duty. The fire department is my second home, and my second family. It often seems as if my life revolves around the fire department, but it means nothing compared to my little girl. I am normally a very…

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REAL 9-11 CALLS ROTFLMAO

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:46pm 2 Comments

BELIEVE" it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!





Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown

house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?





Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham

and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham…

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THE FIREFIGHTER'S WIFE

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:45pm 1 Comment

The table's set, the meal's prepared, our guests will soon arrive.

My husband once more disappears with a hope of keeping a child alive.

While waiting at home again alone, our plans having gone awry.

My first impulse is merely to sit down and cry.

But soon again I realize the importance of my life,

when I agreed to take on the duties of being a fireman's wife.

While there are many drawbacks, I'll take them in my stride.…

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VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:44pm 1 Comment

VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS

Who are Volunteer Firefighters? They are your neighbor, the " guy/girl next door " They are husband, father or son, wife, mother or daughter They are the laborer, the store owner, the corporate executive, They are the jogger, sportsfan, hobbyist or handyman.... They are just like everyone else, save for one quality... They are one in one thousand who will risk their life to save yours; You'll see them waiting for the train and at the little league game, You'll see…

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TO ALL FIREFIGHTERS

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:43pm 0 Comments

I DID NOT WRITE THIS BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE

With your heads held high you see the fire

and still you walk through the door,

When the last flames are doused and another home is spared

is it something you are always thanked for?

Another call comes in and you pull up to find

a twisted wreckage on the freeway,

So with your skillful hands you work so hard and another life is saved

yet again I wonder did a thank you come your…

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WE ARE FIREFIGHTERS

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:39pm 0 Comments

We are firefighters



A cry in the night a flash of light

The wail of a bell the fires of hell

Have come to claim main and destroy

The burning of a child's toy, devil's sick ploy

The engines turn a fight to spurn this sick plan

Sirens call out a great commotion a shout

We're coming hold on

Don't give up, fight. We…
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A FIREFIGHTER

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:38pm 0 Comments

A firefighter is a hero,
in control right from the start
acting with courage and honor
and every ounce of heart.
A firefighter is a hero,
who tirelessly faces danger
and risk their life and safety
in pursuit to help a stranger.
It is this courage,
this inner strength,
we view with admiration
and thank them
with our hearts and souls,
as they proudly
serve our nation.

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PREGNANT?

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:37pm 0 Comments



Pregnant?



"Give me a sentence about a public servant", said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure",…
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WHY THEY USE DALMATIONS

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:36pm 1 Comment

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."…

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ROLLING OUT

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:33pm 0 Comments

The Ten Commandments of Rolling Code



1. Thou shalt threat thy pumper as though it were your firstborn child.



2. Blow thy siren and shine thy light with great vigor enroute.



3. Know where thy goest at all times.



4. Be certain all…

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IF DADDY SAYS GOOD BYE

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 1:32pm 6 Comments

All daddies are special in their own way.

Some daddies ride tractors and work on a farm.

Some daddies drive fire trucks and sound the alarm.

Some daddies are great chefs and can make dessert.

Some daddies play the bagpipes and wear a plaid skirt!





Daddies can do a lot of things.

What does your daddy do?

Some daddies drive noisy tanks that growl and grumble.

Some daddies fly jet planes that roar and rumble.

Some daddies hike in forests…

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At 12:12pm on November 20, 2008, Jeff Borra said…
Hope all is going well
man walks into a pet store and is looking around when he
> > spots a Chimpanzee in a cage marked, "$1000". The
> > man looks a little closer and discovers that the chimpanzee
> > is wearing a T-shirt bearing the
> > Maltese Cross and is cleaning a fog nozzle. Curious about
> > this, the man summons the storekeeper and asks him what the
> > deal is with this thousand dollar monkey. "Sir, You
> > have discovered our Fire Service Monkeys".
> >
> >
> > This one is our Firefighter version. It has a Basic
> > Firefighters certification with IFSAC seals, is also a
> > Licensed Paramedic, can perform vehicle extrications, high
> > angle rescue and is up to date on current CPR standards. A
> > very good value for a thousand dollars.
> >
> >
> >
> > The man is suitably impressed and moves to the next cage,
> > which is occupied by a gorilla - also wearing the same
> > T-shirt, but is gnawing on a pen and reading training
> > manuals.
> >
> >
> >
> > The storekeeper states, "Sir, You have discovered the
> > Captain model.This one has an Advanced Firefighter
> > certification, is capable of training the other monkeys in
> > basic firefighting skills, and can manage any emergency
> > scene. It can also type. A very good value for five-
> > thousand, Sir."
> >
> >
> >
> > Impressed, the man moves to the last cage. Inside, he finds
> > an orangutan, dressed in a white shirt and a tie, but
> > holding only a coffee cup. The man says, "What does
> > this one do that he's worth $10,000 ?"
> >
> >
> > The storekeeper clears his throat and says, "Ah, sir,
> > well, um. we have never actually seen him do anything except
> > drink coffee and play with himself, but he says he's a
> > Battalion Chief."
>
>



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Thanks and you and yours have a safe and Happy 4th out their in Cal
At 12:23pm on July 2, 2008, Jeff Borra said…
Hoping you find your Little Girl safe and sound
 
 
 

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