Timothy, Welcome to the Firefighter Nation. I am glad you joined the group.There is lots to do, read and be involved with. Your participation and involvement is important to us all. Have fun and look around.
Hi there Tim; Leo from Australia, Paramedic,
If U are interested and If U send me your postal address via my Email I will post you one of my State Ambulance Service Badges, (patch) for exchange of one of your service patches,
My Email is lecar1@bigpond.net.au (LECAR1@BIGPOND.NET.AU)
At 12:27pm on September 20, 2008, Jeff Borra said…
here is Italian algebra ..the teacher calls on Vito ..Hey Vito cum up a here and do the algebra..Vito Stands up and says..Oh Hey Teacha I never toucha Alges Bra...the teacher sends Vito home to study the next day Vito is in class the teacher says..Hey Vito you gonna do the Algebra or no?"..Vito stands up and takes the chalk..the room is quiet as Vito rights..Joey bag a donughts went to the baker he buy 2 dozen friggin doughnuts, on the way a home the fat bastad ate a 3 friggin doughnuts he gave bpg petie 3, lil peteie 4 and his cousin Paulie the knife 2, so if X equals the doughnuts and Y equals the people ..how the frigg did Alge get her bra from my friggin top draw back...The teacher calls Vitos momma when his father gets home she yells yo know whada yo kid do today i n da school he was a bad"..Vitos pop glares at him and says "Hey oh whada frigg you do?"..Vito looks at his parents and says..Poppa Momma ,I did the math like the teacher says..yo know I went to the baker I help Joey bag a donuts get the donuts that fat bastard he eat some then the peties had some and then i went to Alges house to study her a bra, i say Hey alge can i taka dis home to study she say a sure ...when i wenta to school the damn bra was a gone so i couldn't show da teacher the friggin a work so I failed"...
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
Mike was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like
just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit a lot of money'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Chief William Sharp
Brookings, Oregon
I added the pictures for old farts like you. Hope all is well in Southern, MD.
Statter
STATter 911
dstatter@wusa9.com
If U are interested and If U send me your postal address via my Email I will post you one of my State Ambulance Service Badges, (patch) for exchange of one of your service patches,
My Email is lecar1@bigpond.net.au (LECAR1@BIGPOND.NET.AU)
Cheers Leo
Shawn G.
Co. 7
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
family business. When he found he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like
just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit a lot of money'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Need some patches from down there and from Wally World. Let me know!!! THANKS!!!
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