A woman was going about her household tasks when she noticed her young son reading the Bible aloud to the cat. How sweet she thought to herself. a short time later, she heard a terrible noise outside and went out to investigate. Arriving on the back porch, she found her son trying to stuff the cat into a bucket of water much to the cat's disapproval.... "Johnny! what are you doing?" she asked. "I'm baptising Muffin" he replied. "But cats don't like water" she said. "Then he shouldn't have joined my church" the boy said in reply.