Firemen don’t have a chance
When the fire trucks are delayed 40 seconds in traffic, People say:

“It took them 20 minutes to get here.”

When the truck races at 40 m.p.h., it’s:

“Look at those reckless fools.”

When four men struggle with an eight-man ladder:

“They don’t even know how to raise a ladder.”

When firemen open windows for ventilation to reduce heat in fighting a fire:

“Look at the wrecking crew.”

When they open the floor to get at a blaze:

“There goes the axe squad.”

If the chief stands back where he can see and direct his men, people say:

“He’s afraid to go where he sends his men.”

If they lose a building:

“It’s a lousy department.”

If they make a good “stop” folks say:

“The fire didn’t amount to much.”

If lots of water is necessary:

“They are doing more damage with water than the flames.”

If a fireman gets hurt:

“He was a careless guy.”

It a citizen gets hurt:

“It’s a crazy department.”

If a fireman inspects a citizen’s property:

“He’s meddling in somebody ’s business.”

If he wants a fire hazard correct:

“I’ll see the mayor.”

If he/she gets killed and leaves a family destitute:

“That’s the chance he/SHE took when they joined the fire department.”

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