> @ +70 degrees
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Buffalo go swimming in the lake.
>
> @ +60 degrees
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Buffalo plant gardens.
>
> @ +50 degrees
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Buffalo sunbathe.
>
> @ +40 degrees
> Italian &English cars won't start.
> People in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
>
> @ +32 degrees
> Distilled water freezes.
> Lake Erie water gets thicker.
>
> @ +20 degrees
> Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
> People in Buffalo throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> @ +15 degrees
> Philadelphia land lords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> @ +10 degrees
> People in Miami all die.
> Bills fans lick the flagpole.
>
> @ 0 degrees
> Californians fly away to Mexico .
> People in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
>
> @ -10 degrees
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
>
> @ -25 degrees
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
> Buffalo Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
> cold enough.
>
> @ -30 degrees
> Mount St. Helen's freezes.
> People in Buffalo rent some videos.
>
> @ -40 degrees
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Bills fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> @ -45 degrees
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Buffalo complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> @ -60 degrees
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Buffalo start saying, "Crap its cold"