A call rings out, the message is clear,

an unsuspecting driver has hit a deer,

the units roll and call for the helicopter to get ready for flight,

As we roll up onscene,

we see the impact was hard and fast,

we find a drunk man in the driver seat and hope he hasn't past,

a call goes into dispatch "FLY THE BIRD! FLY THE BIRD DISPATCH!"

officers aching to write their citations,

having to be removed from the… Continue