FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS's Blog – January 2008 Archive (16)

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Some idiot called me sevral times lastnight around 4:25am I ignored it twice & then they left a perverted voice mail. Then I turned my phone on silent & he called 4 more times then I turned my phone off. When I woke up & turned my phone back on there was another voice mail from him. It's someone who knows me & wasn't just a random call because the first thing he said in both voice mails was my name. Everyone I know, knows I'm married & this isn't only disrespecting me but my… Continue

Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 20, 2008 at 2:15am — 3 Comments

BEING A MOTHER

: After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.'



* * *The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.



* * *That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 18, 2008 at 5:05pm — No Comments

STARFISH

There was this man, walking down the beach and in the distance he saw a figure dancing....as he got closer he saw it was a child, bending down and reaching and throwing - and as he got even closer he saw that the beach was covered with Starfish. The waves were coming in and some were getting caught up and were being sent back to the sea and so many more were just lying on the beach. And this child was running and scooping up starfish and throwing them back into the sea.When he… Continue

Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 4, 2008 at 7:17pm — No Comments

ONE ROSE

I would rather have one little rose From the garden of a friend Than to have the choicest flowers When my stay on earth must end. I would rather have one plesant word In kindness said to me Than flattery when my heart is still And life has ceased to be. I would rather have a loving smile From friends I know are true Then tears shed round my casket When this world I've bid adieu. Bring me all your flowers today Whether pink, or white, or red; I'd rather have one blossom now…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 4, 2008 at 7:13pm — No Comments

A FIREMAN'S LITTLE GIRL





A Fireman's Little Girl



I am very dedicated to my work. I wear firefighter shirts every day, even when I’m not on duty. The fire department is my second home, and my second family. It often seems as if my life revolves around the fire department, but it means nothing compared to my little girl. I am normally a very…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 2:38pm — No Comments

REAL 9-11 CALLS ROTFLMAO

BELIEVE" it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!





Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown

house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?





Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham

and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:46pm — 2 Comments

THE FIREFIGHTER'S WIFE

The table's set, the meal's prepared, our guests will soon arrive.

My husband once more disappears with a hope of keeping a child alive.

While waiting at home again alone, our plans having gone awry.

My first impulse is merely to sit down and cry.

But soon again I realize the importance of my life,

when I agreed to take on the duties of being a fireman's wife.

While there are many drawbacks, I'll take them in my stride.…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:45pm — 1 Comment

VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS

VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS

Who are Volunteer Firefighters? They are your neighbor, the " guy/girl next door " They are husband, father or son, wife, mother or daughter They are the laborer, the store owner, the corporate executive, They are the jogger, sportsfan, hobbyist or handyman.... They are just like everyone else, save for one quality... They are one in one thousand who will risk their life to save yours; You'll see them waiting for the train and at the little league game, You'll see…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:44pm — 1 Comment

TO ALL FIREFIGHTERS

I DID NOT WRITE THIS BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE

With your heads held high you see the fire

and still you walk through the door,

When the last flames are doused and another home is spared

is it something you are always thanked for?

Another call comes in and you pull up to find

a twisted wreckage on the freeway,

So with your skillful hands you work so hard and another life is saved

yet again I wonder did a thank you come your…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:43pm — No Comments

WE ARE FIREFIGHTERS

We are firefighters



A cry in the night a flash of light

The wail of a bell the fires of hell

Have come to claim main and destroy

The burning of a child's toy, devil's sick ploy

The engines turn a fight to spurn this sick plan

Sirens call out a great commotion a shout

We're coming hold on

Don't give up, fight. We…
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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:39pm — No Comments

A FIREFIGHTER

A firefighter is a hero,
in control right from the start
acting with courage and honor
and every ounce of heart.
A firefighter is a hero,
who tirelessly faces danger
and risk their life and safety
in pursuit to help a stranger.
It is this courage,
this inner strength,
we view with admiration
and thank them
with our hearts and souls,
as they proudly
serve our nation.

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:38pm — No Comments

PREGNANT?



Pregnant?



"Give me a sentence about a public servant", said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure",…
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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:37pm — No Comments

WHY THEY USE DALMATIONS

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:36pm — 1 Comment

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ROLLING OUT

The Ten Commandments of Rolling Code



1. Thou shalt threat thy pumper as though it were your firstborn child.



2. Blow thy siren and shine thy light with great vigor enroute.



3. Know where thy goest at all times.



4. Be certain all…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:33pm — No Comments

IF DADDY SAYS GOOD BYE

All daddies are special in their own way.

Some daddies ride tractors and work on a farm.

Some daddies drive fire trucks and sound the alarm.

Some daddies are great chefs and can make dessert.

Some daddies play the bagpipes and wear a plaid skirt!





Daddies can do a lot of things.

What does your daddy do?

Some daddies drive noisy tanks that growl and grumble.

Some daddies fly jet planes that roar and rumble.

Some daddies hike in forests…

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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:32pm — 6 Comments

LIFE OF A FIREMAN

life of a fireman A Fireman's Life

A fireman's life is one big surprise,

Usually he laughs, sometimes he cries.

There's always stress, toil and strife,

Hoping he's good enough to save just one life.



His wife understands, when he misses dinner,

If he runs out of church, don't think he's a sinner.

Answering a…
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Added by FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS on January 2, 2008 at 1:30pm — No Comments

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