Mike Simmons's Blog (8)

Where Do We Find Such Men?

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor, USN. Heard the name? Wouldn't surprise me if you haven't.

If I were not also a member of military.com, I probably wouldn't either except that I happened to catch a short blurb about Pres Bush awarding the Medal of Honor to him, posthumously, on the news. Took 'em all of 15 seconds to report it. Didn't tell us why a Navy SEAL was being awarded the nation's highest honor, or that he had previously been awarded the Bronze Star for valor. No mention… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on May 23, 2008 at 11:01pm — 6 Comments

Redneck Computer Terms

Got these off the internet, thought it might be good for a giggle or 2.

Website is @ the bottom. Make it a good one & be safe.



Hick computer terms

Redneck computer terms



Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.



Log Off: Don't add no wood.



Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.



Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.



Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.



Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on April 20, 2008 at 11:11pm — No Comments

...But They're Such Easy Targets!!

Two Democrat campaign volunteers are in a graveyard getting names off headstones.

1st guy sez, "Did you get the name off that real tall one in the back?"

2nd guy sez, "Naw, it was too old & faded."

1st guy sez, "Well, go back & look at it again."

2nd guy sez , "I told you it was too faded to read."

1st guy sez, " You go back & get that name, dammit"

2nd guy sez, " I can't read it. Besides, we musta got a hundred names, that oughta be enough."

1st… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on April 8, 2008 at 10:41pm — No Comments

MARK THIS DAY!!!

Who'da thunk it? I gotta tip my hat to Hillary Clinton for this (see Fox News for this 1):

After Gloria Steinem made some very disparaging & disgusting remarks about John McCain's POW experience while endorsing the "Queen Bee", Hillary & her campaign disassociated herself from those remarks quickly & in a big way.

I gotta hand it to her, she showed some class & a certain amount of maturity here.

Good to see in the middle of a political campaign, ain't it?

So,… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on March 3, 2008 at 2:29pm — 1 Comment

Two Ropesville Firefighters Arrested for Arson

Well folks, it's happened again: volunteer firefighters busted for arson. Just what we need, huh?

Check www.kcbd.com for news coverage. All quotes I use here are from "Levelland & Hockley News-Press" for which I can find no web site, sorry.

Hockley County, Tx Sherriff's Deputies arrested 2 men late Sunday Night (2/24/08) for a string of 8 suspicious fires dating back to December '07, including a cotton module fire on Jan 18.

Arrested were: Jeremy Solis, 17 & Anthony… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on March 1, 2008 at 8:19pm — 4 Comments

Boyd VFD Memories, Part 2: Through The Roof

Thought I'd regale u with one of my most frightening moments as a fireman tonight.

Had to have been about '88 or '89, just before I made Capt., we got called out on a 2swfd 5 miles N of Boyd. I was on the 2nd unit in, Eng 1201. 2 others & myself were detailed to open the roof, so, with SCBA on we grabbed the necessaries (extension ladder, axes, hose, roof ladder), laddered up & onto the roof. We didn't have a chainsaw back then, so we commenced to chop away @ the roof. Now, this… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on February 21, 2008 at 11:13pm — 1 Comment

Boyd VFD Memories, Part 1

I haven't told u guys much about my Fire/EMS career or the dept's I was on.

So.......... The Boyd, Tx VFD that I belonged to (in my humble opinion) is one of the best small FD's in Texas. At the time I was there about half the membership were paid FF's, police officers or medics elsewhere. The majority were certified at least EMT-B, I don't remember the exact number but, several were SFFMA (State Firemen's & Fire Marshalls Assoc) certified Vol FF.

The Dept consisted of a roster of… Continue

Added by Mike Simmons on February 14, 2008 at 11:59pm — No Comments

Kiss of Death

Dammit, people!! I'm gonna quit choosin' political candidates, so far I seem to put the kiss of death on 'em... 1st it was Fred Thompson, he crashed & burned, now Mit Romney bows out!! SHEE-IT!! Huckabee? Riiiight, couldn't win dogcatcher.

I shoulda gone with John McCain, then my GOP wouldn't be in this mess!

What're my chances with Hillary or Obama? Ya think maybe I could .....Never mind. With my luck, one of 'em would win.

Added by Mike Simmons on February 8, 2008 at 10:51pm — No Comments

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