The following poem was sent to me, enjoy.





(Firefighter) Night Before Christmas



'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

All the firefighters were asleep, even the one called "The Louse",



The bunk room was filled, with farts and snores,

With visions of no fires, nor calls to pry open doors,



The Captain had just laid down, his big fat head,

Hoping and praying, the night would be dead,



When he heard a… Continue