You Might Be a Cop If... • You have the bladder capacity of five people. • You have

ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. • You believe that 50% of

people are a waste of good air. • Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car

chase. • You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.

• Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you. • You find humor

in other people's stupidity. • You… Continue

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