Got these off the internet, thought it might be good for a giggle or 2.

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Hick computer terms

Redneck computer terms



Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.



Log Off: Don't add no wood.



Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.



Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.



Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.



Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from… Continue

Two Democrat campaign volunteers are in a graveyard getting names off headstones.

1st guy sez, "Did you get the name off that real tall one in the back?"

2nd guy sez, "Naw, it was too old & faded."

1st guy sez, "Well, go back & look at it again."

2nd guy sez , "I told you it was too faded to read."

1st guy sez, " You go back & get that name, dammit"

2nd guy sez, " I can't read it. Besides, we musta got a hundred names, that oughta be enough."

1st… Continue