Dee's Safe Shelter

After hearing about the latest incident Mrs. Chief went out on, I thought it would be a good idea for us to create a safe place for her to take shelter in. It’s a proven fact that the Animal Conspiracy is in full swing and the latest chatter off the wire is the animals of the North might be plotting something against the Lt.

I intercepted some info from their recon team (the squirrels) that Big Al & Baloo were really ticked off after being tagged & bagged by the Lt. From the carp attacking fisherman by jumping into their boats and trying to cause bodily harm to the poor lady out in Lady Heather’s neck of the woods who was attacked by crack team of green beret raccoons, the animals are increasing their amount attacks against us. We have to protect our own!

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Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 19, 2011 at 6:40am

They Want What We Have

LOS ANGELES, California- Jennifer Cates was attending a fund raiser at the Los Angeles Zoo when the beauty queen got more than she bargained for from a randy Oranutang. And her husband, Kurt, didn't think it was an innocent mistake for the young juvenile known as Roscoe to goose, fondle and otherwise get uncomfortably close to Jennifer. "I swear that monkey knew he could get away with it because he was a 'cute ape' but he was just horny. If he was further up the evolutionary ladder he'd be in jail on assault charges. Roscoe knows nobody suspects him, so he kept after Jen'. He wanted to go homo sapien and got away with it."

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 19, 2011 at 6:46am

They Want Our Booze

MEDICINE BOW, Wyoming- When wildlife come into urban areas it is generally to search for food. But when two deer peer into the window of a drive-through liquor store it raises questions. Have they developed a taste for liquor? "They just stood there for the longest time," reports store owner Pat McGuire. "They stared at a Jaegermeister display for about 30 minutes."

Permalink Reply by Firewriter on April 19, 2011 at 10:22am

These are hilarious!!

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 19, 2011 at 12:52pm

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 19, 2011 at 12:53pm

Drive-in Lick-her

so quit looking at the buiding... and Lick Her already

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 19, 2011 at 12:58pm

Did a good job training him huh? LOL

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 19, 2011 at 1:03pm

Natural instinct... and training... lol

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 19, 2011 at 10:51pm

that's what she said...

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 7:00am

"Are They Working Together?"

Ishpeming, MICHIGAN- A hunter's trail camera has discovered who has been wrecking his deer stand and hunting site. But what Andy Gangas saw on the camera was not what he expected-a raccoon on the back of a wild boar. "From the damage to the deer stand it looked someone knew what they wanted to do. And now it looks as if these two were working together, the raccoon steering the boar through my stuff like a bulldozer."