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The Twelve Days of Christmas, EMS Style
Please take this with the humour it should be, we've all been there...many thanks...
The Twelve Days of Christmas, EMS Style
On the first day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... One little ol' Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the second day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... 2mg of Narcan for the out of work person who wants to end it all by taking her husband's pain pills and won't tell me what she took and is feeling suicidal, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the third day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Three stacked shocks for the 88 year old man who instead of paying the neighbor kid 5 bucks to shovel his driveway, decided to do it himself and have the big one in the driveway, 2mg of Narcan for the psycho chick trying to off herself, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... 4 in the morning I have to go to the nursing home because someone has had the flu for like 16 years and all of a sudden needs to go to the hospital NOW, Three stacked shocks for the full arrested popsicle, 2mg of Narcan for morphine eating Momma, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Five minutes to eat! 4am shuttle call, Three stacked shocks, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Six run reports behind because the computer guy can't fix the system, Five Minutes to eat!!!!!!!!!! 4 am Shuttle, 3 zaps to the chest, Gonna have a stomach pumped, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Seven car pile-up while everyone was trying to beat the light so they can get into Wal Mart the day after Thanksgiving thinking there is only 4 dancing Elmo Dolls, Six reports behind, Five minutes to eat! 4am is way to early, 3 stacked shocks, 2 of Narcan pushed, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Eight flights of steps to walk up to get the 400 pound person who is having shortness of breath since LAST Christmas and can't walk...oh, and of course, the elevator doesn't work, 7 cars a crunching, Six reports a writing, Five minutes to eat! 4 AM shuttle, CPR in progress, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Nine blankets needed to cover up grandpa because he is freezing and we aren't even out of the house yet but thinks he will get pneumonia and die for all of the 10 seconds we are outside, Eight flights of stairs, Should have stayed home and bought it off of Ebay, Six reports I'm writing, Five minutes to eat! What the Hell time is it, Should have paid the kid, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Ten minutes till I can get a bed in the ER because the nurses are busy figuring out who is going to lunch next, Nine blankets needed, Hope fire department is coming, 7 cars a crunching, Six reports I need to write, Five minutes to eat! Can't you wait till morning, Stick a fork in him, he's done, Man I hope she shuts up,. And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Eleven times I tried to get the heat to work in the back of the truck and maintenance won't take the truck in, Tten minutes waiting, Nine blankets needed, Eight flights of steps to climb, Hope you have Progressive, Give me a new ink pen, Five minutes to eat! 4am is early, 3 leads all show he's dead, 2mg won't touch her, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... A 12 Gauge IV needle that I put into the drunk 19 year old who tried to swing at me, It's really freezing, Hope you choke on your sandwich, 9 blankets for grandpa, How did you get up here in the first place, Man your husband is gonna be pissed, Six reports STILL down, Five minutes to eat! Better than taking them back, Hope I recorded the code, Man, just pass out already, And Grandma who fell and hit her knee.
Merry Christmas!!!
The Twelve Days of Christmas, EMS Style
On the first day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... One little ol' Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the second day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... 2mg of Narcan for the out of work person who wants to end it all by taking her husband's pain pills and won't tell me what she took and is feeling suicidal, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the third day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Three stacked shocks for the 88 year old man who instead of paying the neighbor kid 5 bucks to shovel his driveway, decided to do it himself and have the big one in the driveway, 2mg of Narcan for the psycho chick trying to off herself, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... 4 in the morning I have to go to the nursing home because someone has had the flu for like 16 years and all of a sudden needs to go to the hospital NOW, Three stacked shocks for the full arrested popsicle, 2mg of Narcan for morphine eating Momma, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Five minutes to eat! 4am shuttle call, Three stacked shocks, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Six run reports behind because the computer guy can't fix the system, Five Minutes to eat!!!!!!!!!! 4 am Shuttle, 3 zaps to the chest, Gonna have a stomach pumped, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Seven car pile-up while everyone was trying to beat the light so they can get into Wal Mart the day after Thanksgiving thinking there is only 4 dancing Elmo Dolls, Six reports behind, Five minutes to eat! 4am is way to early, 3 stacked shocks, 2 of Narcan pushed, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Eight flights of steps to walk up to get the 400 pound person who is having shortness of breath since LAST Christmas and can't walk...oh, and of course, the elevator doesn't work, 7 cars a crunching, Six reports a writing, Five minutes to eat! 4 AM shuttle, CPR in progress, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Nine blankets needed to cover up grandpa because he is freezing and we aren't even out of the house yet but thinks he will get pneumonia and die for all of the 10 seconds we are outside, Eight flights of stairs, Should have stayed home and bought it off of Ebay, Six reports I'm writing, Five minutes to eat! What the Hell time is it, Should have paid the kid, 2mg of Narcan, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... Ten minutes till I can get a bed in the ER because the nurses are busy figuring out who is going to lunch next, Nine blankets needed, Hope fire department is coming, 7 cars a crunching, Six reports I need to write, Five minutes to eat! Can't you wait till morning, Stick a fork in him, he's done, Man I hope she shuts up,. And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Eleven times I tried to get the heat to work in the back of the truck and maintenance won't take the truck in, Tten minutes waiting, Nine blankets needed, Eight flights of steps to climb, Hope you have Progressive, Give me a new ink pen, Five minutes to eat! 4am is early, 3 leads all show he's dead, 2mg won't touch her, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... A 12 Gauge IV needle that I put into the drunk 19 year old who tried to swing at me, It's really freezing, Hope you choke on your sandwich, 9 blankets for grandpa, How did you get up here in the first place, Man your husband is gonna be pissed, Six reports STILL down, Five minutes to eat! Better than taking them back, Hope I recorded the code, Man, just pass out already, And Grandma who fell and hit her knee.
Merry Christmas!!!
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Permalink Reply by Tony Abbott on
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perfict
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Permalink Reply by Rebecca on
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Hate my job? Hell naw I LOVE my job, but sometimes you just gotta vent....heh
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Permalink Reply by Jack/dt on
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Google it, this "song" has been around for a couple of years. Hope Rebecca isn't taking credit for it.
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Uhh never said it was mine Jack. Google it all you want, do you see ME saying it was mine? Do you spend your entire day trolling on here pointing things out to people? I shared it, (keyword SHARE) for all the others to read. If it was mine I would have put it under the title.
Now why would you ASSUME I would take credit for this little item? You might wanna ask before automatically ASSUMING something. Relax a little brother, I like to lighten things up for people, whether or not it's mine or someone else's. If I could name the original writer I would, that's why I put "many thanks", to thank the person that wrote it. I don't take credit for things I don't do.
Understand?
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Trolling? Yeah that must be it. Interestingly no where did you state you were just passing it along. To my eyes it had the appearance of someone passing off something that isn't theirs.
Why would I assume you were taking credit for it? Well, you didn't disclaim it so it is a least a sin of omission. Why would I care? I would hate to see someone taking claim for the work of another. Don't be shocked, it's happened in here before.
Um...no, putting 'many thanks' implies nothing at all, except that you're thanking many. Irrelevant. Also, a simple "I didn't write it" would have been sufficient. To take the time to scold me tells me you're being overly defensive. "Hate my job? Hell naw I LOVE my job, but sometimes you just gotta vent....heh" See, you make it look like you wrote it to vent. Once again, where was the attributed to anon or unknown? I'm just saying.. -
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Permalink Reply by WestPhilly on
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A "sin of omission" worthy of a Booby Prize. (Or should that go to the Large-Chested discussion?)
Rebecca: No real big deal, but you should know that a little attribution goes a long way. -
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Sure if I knew who wrote it I would put it on there. so what the hells the big deal here Jack? YOU seem overly defensive. I took the time to read some of your blog replies on things here, and you do seem to have a penchant for doing just that. I don't have an arguement or issue with you, so why are you ragging on me? I'm not gonna spend my days making sure every i or t is done just to make you happy. If you don't like what is written on my blog then don't read it, simple as that. I am not gonna quit posting things on my blog just because YOU think I should attribute everything correctly. As far as you thinking I am scolding you, what are you, 5 years old? All of us post on here and comment, and people here read them and go on. You putting that is automatically putting me on the defensive, and it seems YOU are the only one that is taking an offense. If you look at all of my blog posts I have NEVER taken credit for anything I didn't write.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHATS ON MY BLOG POSTS THEN DON'T READ IT, UNDERSTAND JACK? -
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Yeah I know and as I have told this guy, if I knew who wrote it I would put it. Saying "you just gotta vent", everyone understands that and I don't see how that means I wrote that. Why is this such a big damn deal? I think Jack does protest too much, and yes I know he'll throw that back in my face. I bet he's loved by everyone that knows him. I know I shouldn't say that because I don't know him, but he took the time to judge me without even knowing a damn thing about me.
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