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So how do YOU phrase it?
Got in to a rather humorous discussion last night about some of the runs we have made in the past where the pt. did not appear to have all their mental faculties in operation. The humorous part was the terms used to describe these individuals. Here are some of MY favorites and I hope some of my brethren out there can possibly add to my library.
The oldies but goodies:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobodies home.
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.
Some of my personal favorites:
She's about a half a bubble out of plumb.
The cheese done slipped off of his cracker.
She's got snakes in her head.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Her 'tater ain't completely baked.
He's been known to argue with the soap dish.
Or as my dear, departed grandma used to say," That girl is turned funny..."
Now it's your turn!
TCSS
Reg
The oldies but goodies:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobodies home.
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.
Some of my personal favorites:
She's about a half a bubble out of plumb.
The cheese done slipped off of his cracker.
She's got snakes in her head.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Her 'tater ain't completely baked.
He's been known to argue with the soap dish.
Or as my dear, departed grandma used to say," That girl is turned funny..."
Now it's your turn!
TCSS
Reg
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Permalink Reply by J. D. Rinard on
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All are good ones .. I can't think ov any right now.
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Permalink Reply by Paul Montpetit on
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Heads up....the Chief is back....er I mean.....Got a screw loose......Crew member of the Enterprise...going boldly where no-one has gone before...
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Permalink Reply by Ron Ayotte on
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He's spinning like an album in a digital world...
His clutch isn't engaging....
His crayon box is missing a few colors...
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Permalink Reply by Ross Wortman on
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Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer
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Permalink Reply by Anita King on
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You covered most of the ones I have heard. The only other one I can think of is "He's not wound too tight"
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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A couple sandwiches short of a picnic
...a real rocket surgeon...
a couple skittles short of a rainbow
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Permalink Reply by Smoke Eater on
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It's alright. He suffers from cranial rectumitis!!!
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Brightest crayon in the box.......walked into the outhouse put a leg in each hole and shit his pants dumb
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Permalink Reply by Mike Schlags (Captain Busy) Retd on
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both oars aren't in the water...
he's got a screw loose...
not the sharpest tool in the shed...
his mom must have married her brother...
she's a damaged unit...
lights are on but nobody's home...
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Permalink Reply by Perry Bryant on
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unrelated but still funny
Chief
Has
Arrived
On
Scene
=CHAOS
lol just some humor-- I love some of our chief officers
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