yes, and now I can use the excuse... it is not my fault that I am bitchy... I just have had insufficient opportunity in my life to belch and fart - subsequently bitching is essential so I won't explode... as diagnosed by a medical professional ;-)
Actually syphilis came from sheep.....hmmm wonder how mankind managed to pick it up...?I can almost see it now....it was a dark and lonely night on the hillside and poor Ahkmed was tending his flock...the other shepards said hey lets go to town...ol' Akmed said...no, that's ok I'll stick around here.......Daaaaaaaady..........LOL