HAPPY HOLIDAYS

 

Lots of people keep sending me holiday funnies or telling me crazy funny holiday stories. SO share your jokes, pictures, stories, songs, whatever you think will make us laugh... Share with us here...

 

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This is the one day that you can admit...

Our engine company is at a service call reference a cat stuck in the air ducts and causing furnace problems....sounds like it might have the making of a good story. I'll keep ya posted.
For all of you chasing after your women folk to feed you millions of calories today... or every day...


then you chase after them to lose those calories


WHIP IT... WHIP IT GOOD...

Not here in Los Angeles - those plastic surgeons make it all symmetrical...
so if you only have one chest nut... they will give you two ;-)


but then again... it was funny that you said "THEY ALWAYS ARE" as though you have personally investigated them ALL - LOL - hmm... are you a turkey farmer ???

MAYBE IT IS TIME TO PUSH AWAY FROM THE TABLE... ANOTHER MEAL WILL ARRIVE IN A FEW HOURS...

PERFECT... DINNER...

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving .......
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
~Saint~
Nice!

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