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Got a question?
Then ask Uncle Crusty. This letter is from a young firefighter with “relationship” problems. Let’s read:
Dear Uncle Crusty:
I’m new to this firefighting stuff and dint know where to turn. I hope you can help.
We have one meeting a month-yes; I’m a professional volunteer-and my girlfriend, who is pregnant with someone else’s baby(that’s another story), says that she feels neglected. Clearly, she doesn’t understand that I am now a firefighter on a small department that has 15 calls a year and that I need to fight what others fear; that I run in while others run out and I do it for free.
I sense that the life of a firefighter is a lonely one. I told my girlfriend that she needed to get use to sharing her hero with our community. She had a bigger problem with me emptying our bank account to buy a scanner for home, a portable radio, bluelight for the car, really cool firefighter T-shirts, a rescue knife, Leatherman’s tool, truckman’s belt, rescue gloves and a very cool Nomex hood with zebra stripes.
She gets even more upset if I take our car to the fire station, because she doesn’t have a vehicle then. I guess I could leave her the car and ride my bicycle, but where would I put all my stuff?
I mean; I thought girls were suppose to be more mature than guys the same age. We are both 18 and you would think that she would have a better attitude and especially since she’s a sophomore in high school. She says that she wants to be a nurse and possibly a doctor if she ever gets out of high school. Shouldn’t we be more alike? Aren’t doctors and firefighters pretty much the same thing? I think you would agree.
I don’t expect you to solve my problems. Basically, I just wanted to bare my soul to a complete stranger in front of millions of internet users.
But, I think I will tell her to move back in with her parents and get me one of those cool fire dogs; you know; the ones with the spots? I can’t remember their name.
If she does that, she will take the TV and I won’t have anything to play my games on. Will they work on a computer?
Thanks for any help.
Signed,
Marooned on a desert island
Dear Maroon;
You’ve come to the right place. Firefighters LOVE to give advice and especially advice that didn’t work for THEM!
The problem isn’t with your girlfriend; it’s your attitude.
She is giving you an endless supply of training for when you become a Public Information Officer.
Think of her as “the public”; a public with unreasonable expectations.
Here are a few tips that I offer to you:
1) Marry her and upgrade to a 42” plasma screen HDTV and put the 13” set in the kitchen(that way, you can turn up the volume to drown out the nagging).
2) Buy more T-shirts. Then you can go two, full weeks before doing any laundry, if you do laundry.
3) Get the dog; the one with spots. They are called Irish Wolfhounds. Ask for it by name.
4) For the chafing; pour a packet of yeast into your bunker pants. When you can’t get your boot on, the bread is ready for the oven. Bake at 450 for 2 hours!
5) Work on that attitude, but by all means, share it on Facebook, too.
Let me know how it turns out. Our public has a right to know.
Oh; and start a savings account for her medical schooling, but tell the bank that it’s a Christmas fund. That way, you get the free toaster. I know and you’re welcome.
Glad I could help. We firefighters stick together.
Firematically(look it up) Yours,
Uncle Crusty
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