Ok I ask the wife and she just looked at me weird. So I thought I would ask some ems folks.

Ok pregnant lady riding in a car on a bumpy road. Could her milk be churned into butter? You know all the bouncing. I bet that would be a bad medical condition. It would just plug everything up.

I have always warned all the friends and family about this.

 

 

Bet you have never thought about this one huh? In the summer picking vegetables the sun kinda gets to my Head and my mind wonders off somewhere. LOL

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bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do ?
I know... what the hell was I thinking ?
i second that vote

maybe try a little man-scaping
do I want to know where anyone's KY jelly border is?
Idk but I heard theres a black hole somewhere in the middle.
did i mention - granola, bra-less, hippies
no silly, the jelly is the black hole in the middle of that donut
As long as its not chocolate pudding is all I care about.
now come on - don't be a hater - I love a good chocolate cream filled raised donut...

damn... where is Dunkin Donuts when you need them?
Ok another story, My wife used some of that nair crap or something in the shower once. She did not rinse the tub so well or the bottle spilled I don't know what for sure. After work I went to soak my sore back. After a few mintues I could smell something like burnt hair. Well it was't so good I was pre puberty again.
Well I started cussin and havein a fit my wife ran in to see what was going on. Her face turns red and BA Hahaha. Not funny from my point of view.
All right you two keep it up and none of us will be able to eat anything. We have just about destroyed every food know to man in the one post. LOL
hmm

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