Im Nate. Im a firefighter just north of Pittsburgh. Run about 150 calls a year. Im 17 y/o. I love being a firefighter, its in my blood. I am a very big Pittsburgh Penguins fan. Love the team and to play hockey.anything else, just IM me @ Fireman15Abbott (AIM) or message/comment me.


LANGISMS:
-Its a hockey night in Pittsburgh!
-Lets go hunt moose on a Harley!
-Scratch my back with a hacksaw!
-Buy Sam a drink, and his dog one too!
-I'll be cow-kicked!
-Look out Loretta!
-Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo games ready to roll!
-She wants to sell my monkey!
-He beat him like a rented mule!
-Hes smilin' like a butchers dog!
-He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen!
-He smoked him like a bad cigar!
-Hes throwing out checks like its the first of the month!
-He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!
-Hop in the cordova baby!, We're goin bowling!
-HEEEEEEE Shoots and scores!

WWGRD?
- The chief export of Gary Roberts is pain.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Gary Roberts
allows to live.

- Gary Roberts is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- Gary Roberts invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum
of visible light. Except pink.

- When Gary Roberts is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them.

- If Gary Roberts were a calendar, every month would be named
Garytober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

- What's known as UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use
it's full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship,
Non-Gary-Roberts-Division."

- When Gary Roberts falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Gary
Roberts.

- Gary Roberts did not go the prom. He put the prom on his back and
took it to the girl.

- Gary Roberts CAN believe it's not butter.

- The grass is always greener on the other side. That is, unless Gary
Roberts has been on the other side. In that case, the grass is most
likely the color of blood and tears.

- Wilt Chamberlain once claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women
during his career. Gary Roberts calls this "Wednesday".

- Gary Roberts ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And he got one.

- Gary Roberts can slam a revolving door.

- Gary Roberts does not heal, he regenerates.

- Gary Roberts does not think he is tough. Tough thinks it is Gary Roberts.

- Gary Roberts does not shoot the puck. The puck seeks to escape Gary
as fast as possible to the relative safety of the net.

- Gary Roberts does not get into fights. Players headbutt Garys fists
in hopes that some of his greatness will rub off on them.

- Gary Roberts does not have a gym membership. The gym has a Gary
Roberts membership.

- Georges Laraque named his fists Gary and Roberts.

- Every day, Gary Roberts meditates for one hour. This is the only time
the rest of the NHL can relax.

-Gary Roberts shaves....with his skates!

-Gary Roberts can build Rome, in a day!

-Gary Roberts does not sleep...he waits

-When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closest for Gary Roberts!

-Nagasaki wasn't a bomb, Gary Roberts jumped out of a plane.

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