Ya Know It's A Monday & A Full Moon When ....

You know it's a Monday & a Full Moon when "Murphy's Law" kickes into overdrive. We all experience those fun loving things when the planets are in alignment and the full moon is out. Here's a fun place to share those experiences of "STOOOOPIDDDDDDD"

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on May 10, 2011 at 1:05pm

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on May 10, 2011 at 1:44pm

ctw... don't be mad... ya know I'm just playing with ya...

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on May 10, 2011 at 1:50pm

That is too good!

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on May 12, 2011 at 12:31am

So let me tell you about my day... on the SSSSTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPIIIIIDDDD Train.

SOME A**********SSSHOLE about killed me in traffic today!

I am driving to work today - through a 9 mile canyon ... one way in ... one way out ... 2 lane only road... most with no shoulders, no white line, and no guardrails... all 9 miles NO PASSING ZONE...

since the canyon runs through the mountains is it a series of tight SUPER TIGHT corners and results regularly into people missing corners or hitting people head on... and regular deaths... so no room for driving errors or horse play or reckless driving...

Since it was morning commuter traffic - even in the canyon there is heavy traffic going both ways.

Some jackass decided to passed me on the RIGHT on a corner - off the road - in the sand/grass - 100% off the right-hand side of my lane. IDIOT !!!

Suddenly my tight 2-lane road became a 3-lane road as the jack-wagon almost pushed me head-on into oncoming traffic as he fish-tailed in the sand on my right as he tried to tried to pass moving traffic - ME - OMG OMG OMG

I braked and swerved (only slightly) because on-coming traffic was only a few feet to my left. The entire lane of oncoming traffic moved over (Thank GOD) to accommodate the sudden 3 lanes of traffic in the space for 2.

He swerved in front of me as everyone gave him room... less than 1/2 mile later he passed the next two cars in front of me on the left... across the double yellow lines about hitting oncoming traffic head-on...

Jackass sliding and swerving and endangering us all trying to get to work. OMG OMG OMG...

My cell does not work in the canyon - so no calling the PD then. Plus the PD can not easily get in an out the canyon either - chuck-a-buck 9 miles full of car - to respond to any calls. But I bet at least 10 of the other drivers tried to call 911 and report the A88HOLE...

I wrote down his license plate # for the few seconds he was in front of my - but quite frankly - I was busy trying to not crash and let traffic return to its rhythm.

So I was enroute to court to work - where there are State Troopers... but they did not want to pursue it :( since it was not witnessed by a cop.

Far different from my experience in Vermont - where if you reported an A**hole for reckless driving - just by license plate # and incident report - the PD would issue a ticket - they did not have to witness it or have an accident resulting.

Anyway - happy to be fine.. and alive - NO CRASH !

And too bad I am not meaner - because if I had slightly swerved to the right would have knocked this Jackass into a tree - and into a casket... so he lives because I am toooooo freakin nice...

and have scraped up way too many dead people... so I showed him mercy (yes, it crossed my mind in that brief second) I am only human after-all...

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on May 16, 2011 at 7:29am

....when you drive by a property and you see an "individual" out cutting the grass with a pair of scissors. LMAO.

Permalink Reply by Tom Wallace on May 16, 2011 at 10:44am