The Secret Back Room Closet for us over 21

For the times when we need to slip out of the room into a secret hideaway for whatever reason. If you know where the secret buttons are you'll even discover all kinds of FUN amenities. Remember to leave a tip for the cleaning people. :o)

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 3:26pm

You're naughty

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At the drive in
In the old man's Ford

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 3:39pm

every good pump operator keeps an eye on the gauges to make sure the pressure is kept just right

to maximize flow volume for premium coverage when handling the hot mama burning before you

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and from what I've seen you can operate those buttons blind-folded..

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 3:48pm

apply here

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 3:49pm

The true PUMP Operator doesn't need gauges, they listen to the moan & hum to tell when changes are needed.

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 3:51pm

with pleasure!

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 3:52pm

SO FREAKING TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

and a good pump knows just how to moan and hum to communicate to her operator... just how she likes it...

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 3:52pm

Guess we'll have to come up with a pirate name for ya! For when you Loot & Plunder1

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 3:52pm

Very true.

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 4:06pm

how do you think I got Lady Heather?

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oh wait... that was from my S & M doms

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oh yes, Mistress Heather

on no... that was from being the Mistress of the Dark Side

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oh yes, Goddess Heather

oh no... that was from being the Goddess of Light

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hmmmm I am feeling a wench a'coming on... I have the perfect lace-up corset which amply spills my plunder

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on April 20, 2011 at 5:23pm

Your new pirate name....Queen Annes Revenge

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 5:51pm

Revenge, aye... yes, bend over my knee sailor... you have been very naughty... I saw you trying to loot the treasure chest...

oops

if it gets anymore windy... there will be no more hiding the jewels...

i think my corset just came untied and my royal ladies in waiting are rising forth in service of their Queen...

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on April 20, 2011 at 6:06pm

Handles... PERFECT... I can find some way to use them...
(now where are those suspenders)

Please have Chief Porkasaurus report for duty ! ! !