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Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on March 23, 2011 at 12:50pm

Where's that naughty Queen Heather at when you need her? Some new items just showed up for the closet & we have to try them out first.

Permalink Reply by Brody Zimmerman on March 23, 2011 at 1:12pm

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.'
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?


'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, 'she replied'
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

Permalink Reply by Patti Walz on March 23, 2011 at 1:29pm

Nice

Permalink Reply by Patti Walz on March 23, 2011 at 1:31pm

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep... Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Permalink Reply by Patti Walz on March 23, 2011 at 1:32pm

http://www.toilette-humor.com

some good ones if you are bored, check them out

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on March 23, 2011 at 3:28pm

ROTFLMAO !!!

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on March 23, 2011 at 3:32pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on March 23, 2011 at 4:00pm

I am here - what page do you want me on ???

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on March 23, 2011 at 4:02pm

ok... maybe sometimes you do...

Permalink Reply by Chris Weber on March 23, 2011 at 9:52pm

Good one!

Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on March 28, 2011 at 3:57pm

You keep coming up with these chilly play things... so I need to keep coming up with hot HOT ones...

Permalink Reply by Tom Williams on March 28, 2011 at 6:03pm

Only cause chilly things get you EXTREMELY excited!!!!!

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