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Lots of people keep sending me holiday funnies or telling me crazy funny holiday stories. SO share your jokes, pictures, stories, songs, whatever you think will make us laugh... Share with us here...

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on November 27, 2010 at 1:03pm

and therein lies the fatal flaw of Whip Cream in a can or tub... next time try beating your own heavy cream into whip cream - it will have a more sturdy texture...

OR... to each his own...

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on November 27, 2010 at 1:07pm

Tis True

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on November 28, 2010 at 1:53pm

HOW TO TRANSFORM A NAUGHTY PARROT !!!

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and
an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"